A Purim MadLib

The following MadLib was populated with funny answers by parents and students at WRT's Purim Palooza.

A long time ago, in the year 37, in the Kingdom of Iceland, in the capital city of Oklahoma City, there ruled a yellow king named Donald Trump. King Donald Trump ruled alongside his beloved Queen Michael Jackson. Now King Donald Trump loved nothing more than to throw great parties. And so King Donald Trump threw a party and invited Queen Michael Jackson to attend. But Queen Michael Jackson refused to come to the party, because she was going to Disney World. Upon hearing of her refusal, King Donald Trump grew furious, and so he punished her by making her go to Religious School.

Now King Donald Trump was without a queen. And so he held an armpit farting contest in order to look for a new queen.

Many young ladies in the land came to participate in the armpit farting contest. But among them all, a young Jewish woman, the brave and stinky Esther, stood out. And so, King Donald Trump asked the brave and stinky Esther to be his new queen.

Esther had a cousin, whose name was Mordechai. And Mordechai advised Esther to keep her Jewish identity a secret.

Now King Donald Trump had a dissoluble adviser named Haman.  And dissoluble Haman required that all of the people in the kingdom skip whenever they saw him. But Mordechai refused to do so, because he was a Jew -- and everybody knows that Jews don’t skip to other human beings, they only skip to God. This made Haman furious!

So Haman devised an evil plot as punishment for the Jews. He declared that all Jews must clean their room.

When stinky Esther learned of Haman’s evil plan to make all the Jews clean their room, she decided, after much deliberation, that now was the time for her to reveal to King Donald Trump that she, too, was a Jew. King Donald Trump promised to save the Jews, and instead of forcing the Jews to clean their room, he declared that the exact opposite should happen: Haman and his followers had to dirty up their house.

And that, my friends, is the story of Purim -- the story of how the stinky Queen Esther saved the Jews of Oklahoma City in the Kingdom of Iceland from having to clean their rooms.